Er..

This was not SUPPOSED to happen!

It's funny how some things almost never go as planned in our lives. So I planned to put up a post of how Reggie died later this evening [which i would still do btw and yes, you'll find out who poor, fat Reggie is] but as i settled to have my Sunday breakfast at this almost-afternoon period, the worst happens!

Or something close to the worst.

My cellphone falls into my bowl of soup!! ..and you dare not laugh!

Now how does that even happen anyway? Phones fall into water. Everyday, everywhere! And those that don't understand the technology of ripping all the components of the phone apart and laying it under a 120W bulb to roast[dry] would take it to a technician for repairs.

That still is perfectly normal.

You enter the technician's shop, explain to him that your phone fell inside water, and he immediately knows what to do. Why? because he has handled many of such cases that's why. But then, how do you explain to him that your phone. fell. in. a. friggin'. bowl. of. soup???

Does it even have the same effect as water? all that unnecessary vibration like it's shivering, will that happen?

I need a doctor. my phone. My phone needs a doctor. Somebody HELP ME!!

and then what happens when I get help sef? God knows I can't stand to be laughed at at this point.

Did i even name this post? *shrugs**