Monday, June 4, 2012

Crap Facebook allows

If you want to speak of random; extremely random messages people receive on Facebook, Please, come and read from mine. It's just that I would have deleted such messages before remembering that...Hey, I could've blogged about that y'know?
Anyway, the one I'm about to post is one of such randoms. Here:

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"what up,how are you,my name is Ahmed,i work with the American embassy as a agent,so i am
sending you this mail to tell you that i will like to be your good friend,baby to say the truth you
are good looking.and the best of all,so baby will like to here from you soon,and let get to know
each other better.thanks.you can call me 07039******
And i don't no if you like to school in American,there is and international scholarships going on for Nigeria student and other Africa student to study and work,you don't need to pay for your schooling,feeding and ticket to America,just want to update you as a friend,just give me a call or text me if you like to apply.
get more information on this web site b4 you call me
study abroad.com/scholarships.asps
life is all about giving the best of your self to people around you,i believe getting the best for your life and education is all you need.
Hope to hear from you,and take care of your self,you are looking sweat and to say,you are one of the best on face book,thanks and bless you"

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I hid his number on purpose.
And I will definitely like to school in "American". Won't you? The offer is almost irresistible given that there "is" international scholarships going on for "Nigeria student and other Africa student"!
Oh..and he'll like to "here" from me because he is "a" agent.
He believes getting the best for my life and education is all I need. Now he would know that wouldn't he?

And am I not just "sweat" looking?