______ FIGHTER!!

Hot night.
Tired regardless. I barely had put off my clothes before I hit the bed. The heat won't allow me leave anything decent on.
Who cares though?
Why is it called my room if I can't be clad in what would otherwise be called indecent to go to sleep?
02:03am
Something flew past my body.
It's surprising how interference/sounds from the immediate environment can totally pull you off from a journey you've been on for...4hours? Surprising and terrible.
What nauseating guts!
Only one thing can do that...
.
Cockroach!!!

Madly irritating stuff. I'm still not over the story that a friend told me of how a cockroach entered her ear in the middle of the night and danced inside till it eventually died.
The doctors had to intervene. They flushed the sonofabitch out. But not until the thing had dismantled and caused a swelling in the ear.
Imagine???!!!!
Talk about an out-of-body experience.
I'm even still grossed out right now, typing this and envisioning the whole thing.
It's been 4years already. But still..

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What's the business of a cockroach with flying??!
It's like endowing a 3-year old with the privileges of knowing how to drive or no, fly a plane..
I can't even think of a worse illustration right now.
 A darn cockroach just flew past me and pulled me out of my 4hour sleep. 

cussing under my breath

This thing get mind o. E no even fear.
In all my life, I've not found anything as repugnant as this thing. And that smell it gives off...!
*silent scream*
I had to kill it. It's the only way. Only option. Except I want to sleep at the risk of the thing coming back to play tinko-tinko on my body.
Never!
In one swift movement, I reach for the lamp and the broom at the corner of the door.
(You should have already guessed that there was no electricity. Yep, that's my country.)
Armed with sufficient paraphernalia, I wait.
I wait for it to make its mistake and show up then I'll show it what anger means..
Lashing my weapon with such force as an axe on a piece of wood, that's what.
Big time anger.

02:40am
This thing has totally robbed me of sleep. My precious sleep!
I see it!
[insert appropriate broom-madly-hitting-the-floor sound here]
Had to be dead.
Is it?
clenched fist victory sign
Swept out of my room and away.
That had to be the only one. Whew. Should sleep now.
*Proceeds to drop the curtain*
OH MY....
*runs to get the broom again*
This had to be the worst night in a while. I mean, I know of fire-fighters. Heck, everyone knows the crime-fighters. How in the world then can you categorize someone who from a sound sleep suddenly becomes armed with weapons with reflex and sensitivity as sharp as heaven-knows-what, hunting some friggin'. smelly. irritating. FLYING. creature? Ehn?
goes to the bathroom to wash hands
That just had to be all. Third night in a row sleeping in this room after 2 months and I can't get a decent one?
finally lays bed again and..
Something croons irritatingly past my left ear.
Mosquito.
Oh mehnnnnnnn!!!!!
Kai.
Shoot me.